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The Character Lore is mostly given to you by completed Lore Challenges in from of pictures, documents or audio logs, while some character story is given through the Story Mode. There's not that much story given for the characters but for the few things given, just beware:

Warning!
This article contains significant spoilers.
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Alani - Icon
Alani
Ambra - Icon
Ambra
Attikus - Icon
Attikus
Beatrix - Icon
Beatrix
Benedict - Icon
Benedict
Boldur - Icon
Boldur
Caldarius - Icon
Caldarius
Deande - Icon
Deande
El Dragón - Icon
El Dragón
Ernest - Icon
Ernest
Galilea - Icon
Galilea
Ghalt - Icon
Ghalt
ISIC - Icon
ISIC
Kelvin - Icon
Kelvin
Kid Ultra - Icon
Kid Ultra
Kleese - Icon
Kleese
Marquis - Icon
Marquis
Mellka - Icon
Mellka
Miko - Icon
Miko
Montana - Icon
Montana
Orendi - Icon
Orendi
Oscar Mike - Icon
Oscar Mike
Pendles - Icon
Pendles
Phoebe - Icon
Phoebe
Rath - Icon
Rath
Reyna - Icon
Reyna
Shayne and Aurox - Icon
Shayne & Aurox
Thorn - Icon
Thorn
Toby - Icon
Toby
Whiskey Foxtrot - Icon
Whiskey Foxtrot

CharactersEdit

Alani - Icon Alani
Another Million and We're Even
Helican Hellraisers
Time Blurs in the Depths
Song of Emula
The Lifeguards Have Given Up
Ambra - Icon Ambra
Order of the Sustaining Mother
Staff of the Silent Sisters

ARMAMENT EVALUATION (EXCERPT)

from The Red Observer on 19655 C.R. the 121st day

to The Distinguished Elder Mossire

Concerning "The Solarius Staff of the Jennerit Silent Sisters"

...and as is suspected, the Solarius Staff is not simply a ceremonial instrument, but a highly advanced it of technology that acts, if I may be so crude in my comparison, as an entry key to the Jennerit Sustainment chamber.

The Solarius Staff, among other uses, allows its wielder to call forth small gravity wells with pinpoint precision. These wells are capable of of short bursts of immense gravitational pull, and at times can be positioned to pull small satellites from orbit.

Uneducated species refer to the Salarius Staff as the "Battle Staff" of the Silent Sisters, and it can indeed be used for offensive tactical advantage. However, it is more correct to see that this is a multi-functional tool of advanced science, not merely a "beat-down stick". Also, please assure Boldur the Woodsman that this is not an axe - however...

The Winds of Change
Cleansing Fire
// ROGUE MED FACILITY, DETRITUS OUTPOST "MARIGOLD", SOLUS SYSTEM

// Recorded legal log, y.19957, d,355

//Subject "Ambra"

//Post-op visit by single individual, given identity "The Kemessian"

[Ambra] Any dead, any price.

(Ambra coughs. Her voice is raspy.)

[Ambra] It is... It is good to be alive. Thank you, Cal.

[Visitor] Kemessian. Just call me Kemessian.

[Ambra] Yes, there is definitely a mess on that armor of yours.

[Visitor] How are you feel... wait, what?

[Ambra] A mess. I know you Shock Troops are fond of, what do you call it, "Splatter Shine"? As proof of dramatic landings? Well, It's simply muck, and there's mud all over your legs. How is it you were even ALLOWED to enter the med facility? I MUST be out of my more-than-sufficient MIND to have come here for recovery, and now I am greeted by... this?!

[Visitor] I have come to...

[Ambra] You have come to have a good washing is what you have come to. Shoo! Out of here! Get that mud off of your armor and fight with pride, you primordial beast! Oh! How GARISH. If I see one more spot of...

// LOG TERMINATED; PATIENT RECORD NOTED AS "IN GOOD HEALTH".

I Command the Very Stars
To the Esteemed Captain Trevor Ghalt,

I offer you my skills and knowledge for your campaign now referred to as the "War of the Last Star". As I have commanded stars, I believe your endeavor will only succeed with my presence in a leadership role.

CLAUDIA AMBRALIA DIVIA

--

Ambra,

I'm glad to hear that you're with us. I have you assigned as support for a team investigating power fluctuations on Bliss. Galilea personally requested you for this assignment, and says you two have a strong working relationship.

::TREVOR GHALT::

--

Captain Ghalt,

I believe you have incorrectly assessed my skills. As a capable Silent Sister and as a Jennerit Sustained, I command the VERY STARS themselves. I demand reassignment as leader of an assault team on Tempest, where I am both familiar with and motivated for battle.

Also, Galilea is a liar.

CLAUDIA AMBRALIA DIVIA

--

Support Specialist Ambra,

I have, as part of your personnel profile, footage of you repeadatedly bombarding scalewolves on Ekkunar by hurling... "meteors" at them from low orbit. While giggling. I do appreciate your talents, and feel they will be best served on a planet that can contain your "fire" for battle. Galilea will be leading the expedition.

If you wish to fight as part of the Battleborn, I expect to see you on the moon in three days.

Ghalt

--

Mister Ghalt,

I will adhere to your command, but I wish to formally register two reflections for your records:

  • First, the scalewolves in the aforementioned video were threatening local indigenous species, and required extermination. Let you record also indicate that the scalewolves were far tastier than their prey, the adorable harosburras
  • Second, Galilea is an uncouth and uncivil purple-skinned Helician devil and tell her that I will NOT be speaking to her during the mission. Any command she wishes to give me can be trasmitted through an agreed-upon third party.


CLAUDIA AMBRALIA DIVIA

--

Sister Ambra,

Your fondness for the furry woodland creatures is duly noted. Galilea would like to convey that she is also not speaking to you, and that you can "Sustain this".

Look, I better not have trouble from you two on the mission.

Ghalt

--

Ghalt -

Fine, whatever.

I'm still keeping my haresburra.

Ambra

Attikus - Icon Attikus
Ascent From the Pits
Defender, You Have Become Defenseless
Leading the Charge
In His Face
Rise of the Thrall
Beatrix - Icon Beatrix
Chimera Oscura
JENNERIT ARCH-SCIENCES, LAB 42 19207.300, t.21h49m

REPORT: PROJECT PHALANX

RESEARCHER: DR. BEATRIX LUCAVI, SUS. PRSC,

SUBJECT: STAGE ONE TRIALS LOG

STAGE ONE TRIALS FOR PHENOTYPIC ALTERATION, AUGMENTATION, AND NEURONAL XENOGENESIS

Species 1: F. ALCMENIENSIS, "ALCMENIAN FEROCIRAPTOR"

Notes: The ferociraptor is unmatched in predatory cunning and... fierceness. It should be a force to be reckoned with, properly adapted and enhanced. We're incredibly lucky to have saved a specimen before Alcmenia-Sigma was Darkened.

Let Slip the Dogs
Indifferences Aside
Nichts Ist Ohne Gift
Shining Crazy Diamond
Dearest Sister Benniteg,

I've received word that the application of Beatrix Lucavi, my brilliant daughter, has been summarily rejected from the Order of the Sustaining Mother due to, and I quote, "gross misconduct". Whatever reports you've received, I assure you, they are grievous hyperbole and nothing more.

I saw the disciplinarian's summary of her first infraction, concerning her "playing doctor". Nothing could be further from the truth - my daughter does no "play". I am confident that despite her classmates' reluctance, the round of cootie inoculations she performed (with nothing but innovative use of a fountain pen!) were vital to preserving the classroom's safety. I note with no small satisfaction that Sister Tutha has ZERO cootie outbreaks record following this "infraction".

As the Astranogyon tells us, "Chide not the Sun for the blinding the upturned eye." My Trixie is a STAR and she needs to SHINE! And if her brilliance is a "distraction", as some say, the onus is on THEM to adequately direct their own education. Of course, the Solarium is no place for the uninitiated, but were it not for her ingenuity and resourcefulness, we might have never determined the melting point for Astranogyon's display case! She is precocious, to be sure, but clearly she is an able study.

Ask Trixie's classmate Hephaedra (once she awakens; Tutha tells me she estimates less than a week!), and she'll speak to my daughter's character: zealously passionate, unflinchingly loyal, a surprisingly strong throwing arm.

In conclusion, I implore you to reconsider. As soon as the guards find her and bring her home, she and I will have a frank discussion regarding her efforts in focusing on her studies, and we can put this "rejection" nonsense behind us.

Ever Your Faithful Sister,

Alessi Valefica Lucavi

Benedict - Icon Benedict
Help for a Ground Recruit?
Rocket Jump Professional
The Tour
So Many Rockets
The Bird's Last Word
Boldur - Icon Boldur
Defender of Ekkunar
Excerpt from the Sixty-Seventh Archive of the Green Observer

...When recounting the origins of Battleborn, the relationship of Boldur and Teshka Elessamorn (known as "Thorn") is one to remember.

Little is known about the distant past of the reclusive Boldur, native of Ekkunar. It is strongly suspected that he and the other Ekkuni dwarves are part of some larger network of subterranean natives who maintain the massive Aztanti engine that holds the broken planet together. Whatever his past, all that can be verified is that Boldur emerged on the surface of Ekkunar several hundred of years ago and began work on organizing the Woodsworn - a militia capable of repulsing small and early Varelsi scouting forays on the planet.

Thorn and her parents migrated to Ekkunar after their homeworld Eshteni was darkened. They settled in a refugee village not far from where Boldur made his home.

As the story is told, the young Thorn would journey deep into the Ekkuni forests. Even as a child, her Aelfrin agility was evident and it wasn't long before she roamed the forest in quiet ease. She spent more than a year watching Boldur from a distance before making contact, and that first contact came in the form of stealing plants he grew in his garden.

One such stolen plant, mimkaris vine, pierced her skin, inflicting Thorn with a sickening poison. Boldur found her hours later and asked her where she receiver her injury. Thorn insisted that she had been bitten by native insects, even while Boldur pulled a single red thorn from her hand.

In the weeks that Boldur treated Thorn, a relationship budded, and the dwarf adopted Thorn. She gained a grandfather of sorts, and he gained a new incentive to leave his solitude and once again invest in the well-being of others.

Were it not for the mimikaris vine, Thorn's stubbornness, or Boldur's care, we would not have two of the more influential warriors in the War of the Last Star.

To this day, Thorn insists she was bitten by an insect that nests in Boldur's beard.

To this day, Boldur keeps the mimikaris thorn braided in his beard, and close to his heart...

The Woodsworn
COMBAT EVALUATION REPORT

from The Red Observer on 19511 C.R. the 204th day to The Distinguished Elder Mossire Concerning "The Ekkuni Woodsworn"

Elder Mossire -

As requested, I have evaluated the Woodsworn militia for candidacy as defenders of your Observatory. Most of them are primitive folk, wielding weapons found among the barrow-ruins of the Aztanti, little more than clubs and spears.

However, their leader, Boldur,, is far more than he seems. A capable war-leader and artificer, Boldur has forged weapons for himself, and indeed, has forged the motley Woodsworn into a force far beyond their natural potential.

While the Woodsworn are likely only capable of local defense against small Varelsi or factional raiding parties, Boldur himself is a mealstorm of fury. Boldur regularly separates from the Woodsworn, taking on entire invading battalions on his own.

While singing

Usually about bears.

I would strongly consider that you develop a relationship with the diminutive Ekkuni native, and enlist him as a defender for the coming troubles.

Lastly - do not ask him about vidanium root, Trust me,

THE RED OBSERVER

The Unbearable
(Audio recorded by the ship Magnus Nova, after Boldur had been heavily sedated to treat an injured "right cheek" following a Battleborn extraction mission on Bliss.

Boldur: Nova! Where is everyone? Boldur is LONELY!

Nova: Sleeping. Because that's a thing they need. How are you, Boldur?

Boldur: Drunk! LIKE A TRUE WOODSMAN!

Nova: Lovely. Well, I've got a lot of processing and, y'know, AI stuff to do, so...

Boldur: Nova... Boldur... will now tell you about life... in the woods.

Nova: Okay.

Boldur: NOW THEN. Among the critters of these vast and wicked worlds, there is none more suited for both FRIENDSHIP and COMBAT than the cedar bears of Ralpopym!

Nova: Okay.

Boldur: Huge and warm, and LOVERS of MAYHEM! Aye... for a woodsfarin' dwarf looking for a battle companion, there is no finer... hic... NO FINER COMRADE! No friend more loyal! No companion more wise! No warrior more fierce than the GREAT CEDAR BEARS!

Nova: Okay

Boldur: Aye, Nova! Boldur 'n' his bear were UNSTOPPABLE! A true force of nature, eh? Me with my axe, and my armor, and my shield... the bear with his, eh... his, eh, CLAWS and, uh, y'know, the smell - CRITICAL for combat, Nova! Those days, back when my bear was more than just a sigull on my shield.

Nova: It's pronounced "sigil".

Boldur: MARK MY WORDS, COMPUTER LADY! MARK THEM! Bring back me bear any day, and I'll teach you how to RIDE it! Have you ever wanted to ride a BEAR, Nova>

Boldur: It's miraculous. Nothing like it! NOTHING ON AN WORLD!

(Boldur guffaws, like a drunk person.)

Boldur: Wait, what was Boldur saying?

Nova: Bears.

Boldur: Ahh, BEARS!

The Dwarf's Favorite Axiom
ARMAMENT EVALUATION

"Boldur's Unbearable Axe" from THE RED OBSERVER on 19525 C.R. the 177th day to The Distinguished Elder Mossire

Boldur's Runed Axe is a topic of much speculation among the Eldrid. It is generally recognized that Boldur forged it himself, likely deep within the surface caves suspected to house the remaining of Ekkuni dwarves.

The axe appears to be imbued with some sort of runic power, quite possibly some lost secret among the Aztanti who colonized Ekkunar after their departure from the moon now known as Bliss. Whatever its source, Boldur is able to use the axe to draw forth energy from the planet Ekkunar itself and ply on battle of great (and occasionally explosive) benefit. The dwarf is, shall I say, literally as tough as the earth on which he stands.

One final note about the axe: it has the sigil of a bear engraved on its head. While Boldur will answer no questions about the bear, it is obvious from the emotion in his response that the symbol is quite meaningful to him.

The Runes That Best Reflect My Mood
ARMAMENT EVALUATION

"Boldur's Runic Shield" from THE RED OBSERVER on 19526 C.R. the 175th day to The Distinguished Elder Mossire

Elder Mossire -

Nearly a full Codex Reckoning year to the day following my previous report on the axe of the Ekkuni dwarf Boldur the Woodsworn, I have investigated reports that the faithful defender of the broken world now bears a notable shield as well.

Boldur's one-of-a-kind shield, like his axe, has also been inscribed with Aztanti runes allowing the shield to reflect all but the most potent attacks from modern armaments. As with many of our finds regarding Aztanti relics, the shield represents secret of power-forging lost to us over the millennia.

Thanks to our inventions into old Aztanti ruins, I have also determined the shield was crafted from the codpiece of an Ekkuni golemic guardian. It is unknown how Boldur acquired the codpiece from the guardian, but it is imagined to have been... difficult. Boldur would only break into hysterical laughter when asked to recount the tale.

Caldarius - Icon Caldarius
Soaring Reputation
The Armor Costs More Than You
A Vision of Solitude
The Arena and You: Partners in Freedom
Three-To-One Contact
Deande - Icon Deande
Cloak and Dagger
One Step Ahead
War is Hardly Civil
Fan of the Empire
The Seeds of Secret Orders
El Dragón - Icon El Dragón
Fired Up
Armed and Handsomest
The Fall of the Luchador
The Price of Disarament
The Rise of the Dragon

(Advertisement, circulated late y.19957 and paid for by Holomatchtastic, a newly-formed subsidiary of the Hemsworth Barony.)

From the ASHES! From the PIT! Rising up from the FIRE!

No, not The Phoenix!

He was defeated a decade ago!

Not Lavamangler!

She was lost in the tragic Darkening of Vulcanus 17.

REINTRODUCING...

EL DRAGON!

(Along with his new friends.)

Rebuilt! Re-armed! And ready for the rematch of a lifetime

The amazing El Dragon issues the following challenge:

To the disguised robotic coward who wounded the PRIDE of El Dragon during the arcfleet Holotmatch Grand Championship of 19954...

FIGHT ME!

I will RAM your FACE and CRASH your DRIVES! I will reclaim my title, and be victorious FOREVER!

Contemptfully

the one, the only,

El Dragon

Galilea - Icon Galilea
Sisterhood
Frienemies
Dark Knight of the Soul
Arbitration
No Redemption
Ghalt - Icon Ghalt
Social Engineering
The First Battleborn
// UNENCRYPTED; SOURCE: UNKNOWN //

// TO: group - United Peacekeeping Republics

//FROM: trevor.ghalt

Soldiers of the UPR and friends:

I hereby and officially tender my resignation as a professional soldier and Captain within the United Peacekeeping Republics after 37 years of faithful service.

This has not been an easy nor convenient decision for me. This decision has been made, not because I've abandoned the ideal of protection and survival which have bonded our republics together, but because I believe we must cooperate MORE broadly to win this war. That means setting aside age-old grudges and disputes, and fighting alongside those who days ago we fought against.

To this end, I will soon be issuing a call to action. My call is this: join my fight against Rendain and the Varelsi. Save the star. Save the universe.

Ghalt's Call
// UNENCRYPTED; SOURCE: UNKNOWN; 19957-299 //

//TO: public

//CC: children_of_lenore, rogues, VigilantOrder, EldObs, HemsworthBarony, LLCTradeCouncil

//FROM: Trevor.Ghalt@unknown

//SUBJECT: THE CALL

(Audio message attached, transcript below.)

This is Trevor Ghalt of the Nova, formerly of the United Peacekeeping Republics. If you're hearing this, you and I are acquainted in one form or another. Maybe we fought together. Or hell, maybe we fought against one another.

We're about to lose Penarch. That much is clear. And once Penarch is gone, we'll be down to just one star: Solas. The last star in the universe. And we'll have run out of places to run to.

So I'm sending out a call to everyone who can fight. I'm calling you to set aside your differences, your past grudges, your territorial squabbles, all that bullcrap. I'm asking that you put it all aside and face the threat that's staring us in the face.

The factions think we're screwed. They're mounting up for the long haul in the dark and that road only goes one way. And they might be right. But me? I think there's another way forward. And that's a path we walk together.

Now listen... I know. Rendain has turned on us. The situation is bleaker than ever. We're outnumbered, outgunned, and our backs are against the wall. But I've survived way too long to die in the dark.

I'm gonna fight to save what's left. And I want YOU to fight with me.

So I'm calling to you, to ANY who will stand with me, to any who will fight to save the Last Star. Our time is now.

The First Shots of the Solus War
First Round Draft Picks
|| UPR LOGBOOK / REPORT, ENTRY #223590121010

USER: Captain Trevor Ghalt

SUBJECT: Notes on he Nova Crew

DATE: y.199957, d.301

Penarch is lost. Most people are going to see this as a terrible, final loss. But I still see a light in this darkness. Yeah we lost Penarch. Yes, there's only one star left, Solus. But the Penarch fight was the closest we've come to fending them off. We held those bastards for over a hundred days. When we worked together, we worked.

We have one more great opportunity. A chance to put our differences aside at Solus and work together. Penarch showed me that the current leadership structure isn't going to work, though. I need heroes. Warriors who can do more than leap in the middle of battle, who can work together despite their differences to overcome our great foes. It's time for my call to arms. But I also need a crew. Not just any crew, but a crew from across the factions.

Mellka, for the Eldrid, is an obvious choice. We've worked together for decades, and I know she'll step up and fight for the right reasons. It helps that she has pull in the Vigilant. We're going to need them on the ground before this is all over.

I already have Kleese on board to represent the Last Light Consortium - as far as anyone CAN represent the LLC these days, anyways. He's... eccentric, but solid. As long as I keep him flush with tech, I can keep him in the fight.

I can speak to the upper ranks of the UPR, but Montana owes me a favor, and I know where his heart is. He'll join early.

As for the Rogues out around the Detritus Ring... mobilizing them will be an interesting challenge. There's only one person to do it - Reyna. She probably won't share a ship with me, but she's a survivor, and very persuasive. I'll need her help before this is all over.

That leaves the Jennerit. Need to find a loyalist to the Empire, not a brainwashed Imperium drone. I've heard that the gladiator Caldarius is mostly rogue now and is fighting on his own. He's got pull, but he appeals to a certain type... No, gotta be Deande for this one. I hope she'll overlook our last... encounter. Hard to trust a spymaster, no matter how convincing their arguments.

I wonder if she's still planning that sabotage operation on Tempest she mentioned...

ISIC - Icon ISIC
Epiphany.EXE
Magnus Self-Review: MAG_MRBX-1210
The Rogue Magnus Speaks!
Warning: Rogue Magnus
Ocoban Mining Exploration Report
Kelvin - Icon Kelvin
Bite-Sized Wonders
That's an Ice Shield
Miko Are All My Friends
The Best Defense is De Fence
Micro Macro Mist Me
Kleese - Icon Kleese
Slow, Not Dead
Introducing: The Magnus
A Shocking Message
Ride of the Battle Throne
I Care About You. No, Not Really.
Marquis - Icon Marquis
To Serve Man
..== ARCSHIP P.R.I.M.: HEMSWORTH MANUFACTURY

..== R&D REQUEST A.I.: TDVI.m-v.#455 - "Titanium Dandy Mk.VI"

..== PROTOTYPE MAGNUS: PERSONAL SERVICE LINE

..== REQUEST FOR: BARTLEBY HEMSWORTH

Sentinets and Artificiants -

It has long been the practice of our esteemed federation of labor to improve and employ crafted intelligences - Magnuses - for use in oversight, maintenance, and management of many of our operations and enterprises.

I, G. R. Bartlesby Hemsworth, hereby formally request an adaptation of the "Magnus" prototype for smaller scale deployment.

Yes, it is true that sophisticated artificial intelligences have walked among us for hundreds of years. With the Magnuses, we have connected those intelligences back to our greatest accomplishment as an Arcfleet - the Magna Carta - who now serves as our central agent of governance and economic oversight.

Now - Imagine Magnuses, each of them connected uniquely to the Magna Carta as is their mark of distinction, able to apply that connectedness to daily life within the fleet.

They could be far more than simple coordinators of trade compacts and fleet movements. They could provide personal financial assistance. Aid in research. Protect our families. Perform some acts of maintenance and schedulekeeping. And yes... even provide companions for us and our children!

I dub this line of personalized Magnus the "Marquis", and I wish to advance immediately to prototyping, the result of which will be tested within the Hemsworth family Arcship.

Please conform to the physical specifications of the "Titanium Dandy" line of automatons. I believe this new "Magnus" version will put the model series number at "VI".

A final note - please assure that the Magnus personality matrix selected represents the Hemsworth ideals of wealth, sound financial planning, and integration into the the highest tiers of our society. I would also consider it a personal boon should the "Marquis" also be skilled in marksmanship, as I do enjoy the occasional hunt.

Sincerely,

G.R. Bartlesby Hemsworth II

Searching...
..== HEMSWORTH P.R.I.M LAB LOG SERVICE y.19954, d.100

..== MAGNUS DUMP of TDVI.m-v. #455, S.N. 7474133780085

..== FILTER: HIGH LEVEL PRIORITY ENTRIES

13:32:46 - [MONITORING] ACTIVITY.HEMSWORTH.PHOEBE - ETIQUETTE LESSONS WITH MADAME MARSIPALLIUM.

Evaluation: 27.3% chance of successful cultural skill acquisition

Notable Audio Log:

  • M.MARSIPALLIUM: Young lady, we do NOT wave knives about in that manner!
  • P.HEMSWORTH: It is critical for me to test the balance of this prototype vibro-knife.
  • M.MARSIPALLIUM: Not for an heiress and NOT at the dinner table!



Commentary: Recommend curriculum adjustment for P.HEMSWORTH to include evasion tactics.

13:44:53 - [MONITORING] MAG-NET.JENNAR.BATTLE_OF - STATUS OF THE BATTLE BETWEEN RENDAIN AND THE FORCES OF EMPRESS LENORE

Update: Empress's imperial cruiser overtaken by Rendain's forces. Rendain has boarded the cruiser.

Expected Outcome: Battle ended in favor of Rendain

13:44:57 - [INPUT] ACTIVITY.HEMSWORTH.PHOEBE - INCOMING AUDITORY REQUEST

Notable Audio Log:

  • P.HEMSWORTH: Marquis, Marquis! I need you to run calibration tests on the sonic emitter for this blade. It appears I have cut through your owl's foot, which is NOT included in the default set of programmed sliceable surfaces.



Evaluation: 62.1% chance of repairing damage to OWL.HOODINI.14235

Evaluation: 98.2% chance of irreparable damage to CURRICULUM.ETIQUETTE.LESSON_002

  • SEARCHING...
  • SEARCHING...



PROCESS_ACTION: Release M.MARSIPALLIUM; suspected hobo-ism.

13:46:34 - [INPUT] ACTIVITY.HEMSWORTH.PHOEBE - INCOMING AUDIO

Notable Audio Log:

  • P.HEMSWORTH: Perhaps I can fix this.
  • M.MARSIPALLIUM: Stop this at once! This is NOT PROPER dinner etiquette for a Young Mistress Hemsworth!
  • OWL.HOODINI.14324: Hoot. [sound of gyro-oscillator housing being pried off with a butter knife]



Evaluation: Dispatch delivery of OWL.HOODINI.14236.

Request Improvement: Refinement of joint seam around gyro-oscillator housing.

13:47:22 - [MONITORING] OWL.HOODINI.14235 - STATUS MONITOR

  • SEARCHING...
  • Location EIN
  • SEARCHING...
  • Location ZWEI
  • SEARCHING...




13:47:23 - [CONNECTION FAILURE] MAG-NET.CONNECTION_LOST

13:42:24 - [RECONNECTING] MAG-NET.CONNECTION_REGAINED MESSAGE_ATTACHED: "BEGIN GREAT SEVERANCE PROTOCOL, TIME 300 SECONDS. COUNTDOWN BEGIN." SENDER_MAGNA_CARTA

13:47:28 - [MONITORING] MAG-NET.JENNNAR.BATTLE_OF - STATUS OF THE BATTLE BETWEEN RENDAIN AND THE FORCES OF EMPRESS LENORE

Update: anomaly event in Jennar system.

M.TDVI_RESPONE: ASTROLOCATION_PLANET.JENNAR

  • SEARCHING...
  • No results.
  • SEARCHING...
  • No results.
  • SEARCHING...
  • Conclusion: Location NOT FOUND




13:47:29 - [CONNECTION FAILURE] MAG-NET. CONNECTION_TERMINATED

13:47:39 - [CONNECTION LOST] SEARCHING FOR RESOLUTION...

13:47:39 - [CONNECTION LOST] SEARCHING FOR RESOLUTION...

13:47:39 - [CONNECTION LOST] SEARCHING FOR RESOLUTION...

23:59:59 - [RESOLUTION] TERMINATE EMPLPOYMENT

23.59.59.1 - ACTIVATE PROTOCOL: HOBO_ERADICATION

Hobo Eradication Protocol
More Robot Rebellion
ARMAMENT EVALUATION

TOPIC: "HOODINI" - MECHANICAL OWL OF MARQUIS D'CALIBER

from THE RED OBSERVER on y.19956, d.101

// AUDIO TRANSCRIPTION DRONE ENABLED //

Freaky piled upon freaky. For now, I won't talk about how much it creeps me out that robots are building robots. The Arcfleet Tradelords have been doing that for years. I'll stick to this Armament Evaluation (my first). Here are my notes on Hoodini, the Explosive Owl used by Marquis d'Caliber in battle.

From what I can gather by chatting with Phoebe E. A. Hemsworth, Marquis crafted the owl to amuse young Phoebe. Apparently she was the one who named the owl "Hoodini". According to Phoebe, Marquis spent a fair amount of his unassigned time tinkering on the owl.

When the Magna Carta - that big LLC AI that used to run things - cute itself off (c.f. "THE GREAT SEVERANCE"), Marquis was processing some technical upgrades for the owl and sort of... well... got stuck. I guess that's the psychic hazard to being overly attached.

Some additional recon by yours truly has uncovered a small unmarked Arcship (believed to be an abandoned Minion Robotics facility) that has been repurposed to the mass production of "Hoodinis". And get this - they're being altered. Some cloak. Some have laser eyes. Some are capable of on-field molecular replication (in other words, they split apart into multiple owls).

Marquis may have been cut off from the Magna Carta, but it is my belief that his spare networking bandwith now goes to directing this little side project of his.

Mellka, out.

// AUDIO DRONE DISENGAGED //

Overprotective
..== SUBJECT: RE: "RESIGNATION"

..== FROM: MARQUIS HEMSWORTH-D'CALIBER, ESQ.

Dear Lord BAH_WHO_CARES,

I have received your most generous and kind request to accept my resignation. I must quickly and wholeheartedly REFUSE your acceptance of my resignation.

I have reviewed your credentials as Lord of the Hemsworth guildfleet, and have subsequently deemed you OWL_HATING_HOBO_HUMAN inadequate of receiving or duty acting upon any request offered by someone of my GODLIKE_AND_SUPREME station.

Therefore, I will continue my service to your UTTERLY_HOBOLIKE_AND_MEAT-CLOTHED family, especially to that of your ALMOST_WORTHY_OF_MY_DISCARDED_FLUIDS daughter Phoebe, who I have dutifully served AND_WAS_UNDERPAID for these eighteen years.

Lord DOESN'T_NOW_HIS_OWN_ACCOUNT_PASSCODES Hemsworth, as I have taken on new AND_EXTREMELYT_SATISFYING_HOBO_HUNTING services in your employ, I will also be reviewing my SOON_TO_BE_DRAMATICALLY_INCREASED wages.

I am sure that you under my position AS_MUCH_AS_YOUR+POOR_MEATBUCKET_BRAIN_CAN, and will make no further attempts to accept my resignation I_AM_COUNTING_EIN_ZWEI.

Yours truly AND_VASTLY_SUPERIOR,

Marquis D'Caliber

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Spaceborne Malady
Heeding the Call
Which Blade?
Punching the Darkness
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Regrown Universe
Two's a Crowd
Sporenado
Sowing Destruction
Hats Off to the Healer
Montana - Icon Montana
The Hearty Son of Aplia
No Charge for the Evaluation
Fireside Sing-Along
Everybody Just Calm Down!
War is Bliss
Orendi - Icon Orendi
  • Orendi is a Varimorph. (source: "Very Morphic Pillars" lore challenge)
  • The Varimorph are a race with tribal culture. Members of one tribe may share certain common body features, depending on the habitat of the tribe. (source: Battleplan #19: 9/15/16)
  • The Varimorph were evacuated from the Etra system by a collaboration of the LLC's Arcship "Wallywig" and the Eldrid when the star was darkened by the Varelsi. (source: "Very Morphic Pillars" lore challenge)
  • Orendi interpreted the evacuation from her homeplanet as an abduction, which is often hinted in her voiceover lines towards Marquis and Phoebe. Marquis' snobby attitude during their time on the LLC Arcship Wallywig fueled the hate even more, resulting in a grudge that continues to the present. (source: Battleplan #19: 9/15/16)
  • Varimorph can alter their appearance, by slowly changing their genetic code. Their overall appearance is listed with "Alternating light and dark colored splotches on the skin", "Wiry, dark hair" and "An utter lack of respect for any form of order or authority". (source: "Very Morphic Pillars" lore challenge)
  • Varimorph are also able to imitate technological constructs they find. Orendi's magic is compared to "A1.Minion lasers". Her magic is said to use energy more effectively than the original. (source: "Very Morphic Pillars" lore challenge)
  • The Varimorph can imitate technology without understanding it. Morphing can vary in speed, complexity and precision depending on the individual's experience with it. (source: Battleplan #19: 9/15/16)
  • She's mentally unstable, even relative to her own race. (source: "Very Morphic Pillars" lore challenge)
  • Apparently she was apprehended by authorities and brought to court, but the court negotiations were dissolved due to her wrecking the courtroom, injuring/killing several people and destroying the judge Magnus "Hon. Gendarm" in the process. (source: "The Essence of Chaos" lore challenge)
  • Orendi stole the Trade Frigate "Bizymandias" from the LLC, most likely to escape the Arcfleet "Noctoo" that had just entered the Solus system. From there she set course for the Detritus Ring, home and hideout of the Rogues (source: "The Eyes Have You" lore challenge)
  • The message found in the abandoned Trade Frigate "Bizymandias" reveals, that she hates the Varelsi and Rendain. Surprisingly, she shows serious adoration for Toby. The preamble of the message also hints that she has joined a gang around Reyna. (source: "The Eyes Have You" lore challenge)
  • She stored a disturbing poem on her personal terminal on "Nova" (the Battleborn's ship), which allows to assume that she calls her hat "Hat Trick" (not confirmed). (source: "That's A Very Nice Hat Trick" lore challenge)
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From Yer Best Bud
|| FROM: MONTANA

|| TO: MY BEST FRIEND OSCAR MIKE

|| SUBJECT: HEY PAL!

MIKEY! HI! How are you! I don't write these much, but here I am writing to you now!

How's the thing going with the whole getting to know people stuff? Pretty good? That's great!

I can't believe we've both been stationed on Bliss together. I mean, I submitted like a dozen requests, and yeah, I guess we've been stationed together for the last few years, but ISN'T THIS GREAT?!

By the way, can you do this? Huh? Can you do this? DIDN'T THINK SO!

Oh yeah, not on video feed. Um. So, what I was doing there, um, was... I was doing like, push-ups.... like, you know. With, like, an S1.Sentry on my back. DIDN'T THINK SO! BOOYAH!

Okay, gotta go. Time to set Varelsi hives on fire with my gun. Don't wanna miss the transport!

See ya Buddy!

-From yer Best Bud,

-Montana (Vote for my theme song as the UPR anthem!)

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Sustained Across Time
ARMAMENT EVALUATION

from The Red Observer on 19207 C.R. the 101st day

to The Distinguished Elder Mossire

Concerning "The Nature of Jennerit Sustainment"

Since the last time we spoke, I have made a few noteworthy discoveries as to the Jennerit Sustained from my observations of the Jennerit Keeper known as Verod Rath.

First - As is easilly observable, the Sustained do not seem to age naturally.

During the time in which I have tracked Verod Rath, I have intercepted communication between Rath and the other Keepers. These messages confirm that Rath is well over 1,400 years of age. Moreover, I have confirmed through Jennerit imperial records that several of the Keepers have aged beyond 18,000 years, though they appear as if they have not aged a day since they were Sustained.

Second - The Sustained are preternaturally fast healers.

Something about their physical substructure allows them to heal by drawing energy from surrounding living organisms. I have witnessed Verod Rath do this on numerous occasions while battling other biological beings.

Third - Verod Rath is exceptionally hard to kill.

Through my active observation, I now know him to be nearly impervious to most of the small arms fire, resistant to many poisons and toxins, all but incombustible, and is seemingly immune to asphyxiation. I will not describe here the incidents required to gain this knowledge, but safe to say, my information is personal, accurate, and Observed.

CONCLUSIONS

If Warmaster Rendain were to utilize Sustained troops in the coming war, our attack of the Jennerit Empire would be at a severe disadvantage.

Betrayl, Betrayer
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Thank You Letter from Caldarius
(Thank you message sent to Rath from Caldarius after their escape from Tempest following the Second Thrall uprising. Rath forged a phasic blaade specifically adapted to fit Caldarius' Shock armor, using metal from the alloyed walls of Caldarius' prison cell.)

Verod -

The blade is sufficient.

Caldarius the Kemessian

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Say Mike Again

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